Life As A Cabin Crew

Here are some facts about my experience after being a flight attendant for sometimes. i feel that it's quite hilariously true, but you will agree with my if you are one of us.

1. You will never unpack your luggage.
2. You will have at least 10 different Pen from Different Hotel, and at least 1 or 2 will be your favorite.
3. You will only know the time, but you don't know what day of the week is today.
4. You will have at least 3 luggage of your own, not your brother sister parents.
5. Your sleep is more important now.
6. You will go for groceries shopping no matter where you are, and you will bring home different groceries goodies that you can't get in your hometown.
7. You will have a selfie with your uniform, in your hotel room.
8. Your cabin aisle is your Fashion Runway. you will just walk straight and not catching anyone's eye.
9. Standing Party will not bother you as you are so used to and always standing while eating.
10. As a passenger, you will always did brace position whenever captain make an announcement, "Cabin Crew to your take off station."
11. You know how to dress up in 30 minutes.
12. If delay or cancellation flight, We will just as furious as passenger, because Cabin crew will only be paid once doors are closed, push back and take off.
13. You will never use the air sickness bag as an air sickness bag.
14. You refer to cities by airport Codes.
15. Oven burns and galley cuts is a common things.
16. Selfie with the iconic building of each country is a must.
17. You will always check out the inside of any backseat pocket.
18. You smile and greet people in the lift.
19. You locate all the Emergency Exit in the Hotel, Public transport and Shopping mall.
20. You will have at least 1 pen in your bag, even when you out of duty.
21. You roll eye to passenger that do not bring pen while traveling.
22. You apologize for everything even it's not your fault.
23. You tend to help other passengers with their bags while you travelling.
24. You will too used to sleep on the straight seat.
25. Unglam sleep is like "Whatevaaaa...."
26. You will look at the sky and identify the plane while it passing by.
27. Your wardrobe will be an international boutique.
28. You will have a minimum of 10 shoes, including your work shoe.
29. You will never order any food in the restaurant menu that is available on board.
30. You will have at least 20 group chat in your phone.
31. You have mastered the power of Lazy-ing in the bed.
32. You will bring your big suitcase on a one-day layover to get your groceries.